Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.
When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.
You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.