Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.
I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.
If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.