I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.

Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.