I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.

But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better than when my Uncle Perry hugs me. What else has my mother been lying to me about?