At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota
I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.
I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.
Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.
It's good to be alive.
If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.