Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world