Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.
When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.
Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.
I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.
I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.