Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.