At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

It's good to be alive.

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.