I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.

My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.

I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.

It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.

Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.