I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.