I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.

I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.

I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.

It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking