I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.