I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.