Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.

When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either.