Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust

I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.

I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.