Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.