My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better than when my Uncle Perry hugs me. What else has my mother been lying to me about?

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.

Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.

Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.