My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better than when my Uncle Perry hugs me. What else has my mother been lying to me about?

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust

It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.

Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.