I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.
Artie LangeIn Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.
Artie LangeI have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.
Artie Lange