I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.