I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.