I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

It's good to be alive.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.