I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust

I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.