I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.

It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.

A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of years ago, A-Rod went to the hospital and promised a dying kid he'd ground out to second for him.

But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.