I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.

My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better than when my Uncle Perry hugs me. What else has my mother been lying to me about?

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?