It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.

My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better than when my Uncle Perry hugs me. What else has my mother been lying to me about?

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.