If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.