If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.