If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.