If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust

Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking