If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.

I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.