But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

It's good to be alive.

Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.

All I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once youre laying motionless, helpless, and hopeless in the valley below. No one goes there on purpose, if you get what Im saying, because the only way to find your personal low is to slip and roll down that mountain of yours, straight through to the bottom, no holds barred.

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.