But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.

Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.

When you did impressions on 'MADtv,' the producers gave you a Walkman that played huge sections of whatever movie was being parodied, with your character's catchphrases recorded on a loop. You'd wear this thing around during rehearsals and for a week listen to the voice you had to impersonate over and over again. It drove all of us crazy.