Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.
For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.
If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.