But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.