But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking