Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.
Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.
The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.
Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.
When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.