But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

My mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better than when my Uncle Perry hugs me. What else has my mother been lying to me about?

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

All I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once youre laying motionless, helpless, and hopeless in the valley below. No one goes there on purpose, if you get what Im saying, because the only way to find your personal low is to slip and roll down that mountain of yours, straight through to the bottom, no holds barred.

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.