A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.

Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.