A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.

When you did impressions on 'MADtv,' the producers gave you a Walkman that played huge sections of whatever movie was being parodied, with your character's catchphrases recorded on a loop. You'd wear this thing around during rehearsals and for a week listen to the voice you had to impersonate over and over again. It drove all of us crazy.

I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.