When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.
Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.
Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.
If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.
I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust
Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.