Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.

I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.