Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.