Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking

I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.