But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.
Artie LangeI quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.
Artie LangeI snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.
Artie LangeMy mother would say, before I left the house, 'Remember Art, hugs are better than drugs.' And I believed my mother, I believed everything she said - until the first time I got high at a party. I leaned back, and I went, 'God, this is way better than when my Uncle Perry hugs me. What else has my mother been lying to me about?
Artie Lange