I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.

I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

All I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once youre laying motionless, helpless, and hopeless in the valley below. No one goes there on purpose, if you get what Im saying, because the only way to find your personal low is to slip and roll down that mountain of yours, straight through to the bottom, no holds barred.

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.