I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.