I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.

I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.

Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do in standup is create spontaneity, somehow; even though you've done this act a million times, you gotta look like you're almost just thinking of it now, to make it entertainer.