I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

When you did impressions on 'MADtv,' the producers gave you a Walkman that played huge sections of whatever movie was being parodied, with your character's catchphrases recorded on a loop. You'd wear this thing around during rehearsals and for a week listen to the voice you had to impersonate over and over again. It drove all of us crazy.

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.