'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.
Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.
The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.
At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota