I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.

I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.

I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.