Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.
I'm very resilient. The only thing I'm missing right now are abs.
The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that
I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.