I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.
I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.
I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.
It's good to be alive.