Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.

I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.

It's good to be alive.