Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.

My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.

I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.

The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.