Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.
Artie LangeIt's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.
Artie LangeAt the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota
Artie LangeI quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.
Artie Lange