Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

It's a life of five-card draw, and you know what? When God asked me - I'm fine with the card I got. I'm gonna play this.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.