I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.

I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.