I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.