When you did impressions on 'MADtv,' the producers gave you a Walkman that played huge sections of whatever movie was being parodied, with your character's catchphrases recorded on a loop. You'd wear this thing around during rehearsals and for a week listen to the voice you had to impersonate over and over again. It drove all of us crazy.

Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.

But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.

Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.