When you did impressions on 'MADtv,' the producers gave you a Walkman that played huge sections of whatever movie was being parodied, with your character's catchphrases recorded on a loop. You'd wear this thing around during rehearsals and for a week listen to the voice you had to impersonate over and over again. It drove all of us crazy.

If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.

I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.

Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking