When you did impressions on 'MADtv,' the producers gave you a Walkman that played huge sections of whatever movie was being parodied, with your character's catchphrases recorded on a loop. You'd wear this thing around during rehearsals and for a week listen to the voice you had to impersonate over and over again. It drove all of us crazy.

It's good to be alive.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.