It's good to be alive.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

Women will do anything Oprah Winfrey says, and that is why we can't have women voting.