It's good to be alive.

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.

I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.