I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.

I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust

It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life.

I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.