I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.
Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.
Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.
The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.
When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.