I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world

A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of years ago, A-Rod went to the hospital and promised a dying kid he'd ground out to second for him.

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine.

'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.