When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either.

All I can say is that you only realize how big your mountain is once youre laying motionless, helpless, and hopeless in the valley below. No one goes there on purpose, if you get what Im saying, because the only way to find your personal low is to slip and roll down that mountain of yours, straight through to the bottom, no holds barred.

I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.