When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either.

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.

Jason Alexander is a committed actor, he went from working on a show about nothing to actually doing nothing.

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota