When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either.

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.

Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.

If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.