Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.
Artie LangeHistorically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.
Artie LangeA-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of years ago, A-Rod went to the hospital and promised a dying kid he'd ground out to second for him.
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