In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

My dad was Superman to me, and in my mind he always will be.

Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.

I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.