In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.