I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party.

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

I once dealt with a prima donna on a movie set. I won't say who, but his first name is a country. A communist country. Run by Fidel Castro.

And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.