Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.
If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?
I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.
When you're on the road a lot, you're in perpetual search of a good night's sleep.
Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.