I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.