Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.

I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.