For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.
I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.
Howard's unbelievably nutty, politically incorrect style is probably the single biggest influence on me.
If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.
Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.