The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself.

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

I have gay friends, I support gay rights, I have nothing against the gay community, but when I see two guys kissing, I think it's gross. And, by the way, it's gross when 99% of straight people do it, too.