The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

You know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went wait, don't curse.

I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.

A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking