The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

It's not a drug problem, until you run out of money. Until then it's just drugs.

I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good.

Historically, a successful life in comedy is a dream that's as equally pondered and unpursued as being an astronaut.

I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

I want to see Toby Maguire fight Christian Bale.