I never had the desire to be a professional Twitterer. Every now and then something dumb pops into my head and I'll tweet it. I don't feel any obligation to respond to everyone. Not that I don't appreciate people sending me messages on there, but there are too many. Responding to everyone would take away time for all the stuff I'm actually in the business for.

No one's trying to get with jugglers.

Modern life. Where are we running? Sometimes what we want is not always where we are... Are we alone? Is the real winter inside our hearts? We are all struggling for definition in a world that resists our increase.

Come on, man, I got a full beard!

Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.

Yeah, I've been a little down. Totally natural. I'm getting a divorce, but now I'm ready to pull myself up by some G-strings.

It's much more fun to share and laugh at the bad times and the frustrations. I find you get a much deeper connection with the audience that way.