The four sweetest words in the English language — 'You wore me down.'

To be honest, I tend to romanticize the past, and though I appreciate all the conveniences of modern life, sometimes I yearn for simpler times.

I think absurdist humor is funny.

I just think it's sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs.

If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights.

Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.