Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice.
Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man.
If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it.
What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster!
I'm like an elephant, ok? If I walk into a room, it's like, OK, he's in there.
If it's possible, I binge. There are other shows, like 'The Americans' and 'Game of Thrones,' I watch and have to wait a week.