I've decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.I put my family last. Because if you don't, if you put them first, they never thank you. You'll never get a word of thanks from them.

Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.

I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn't so bad. BO chic it should be called.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.