I've decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.I put my family last. Because if you don't, if you put them first, they never thank you. You'll never get a word of thanks from them.

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn't so bad. BO chic it should be called.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

I'm an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.

Everyone had a Japanese maple, although after Pearl Harbor most of these were patriotically poisoned, ringbarked and extirpated.

It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.