I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else's words in someone else's clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed. And I'm overcompensated for that. So it's insane to not use that pedestal to try and at least help someone or something that's in need.

Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in... unless you let me take your problems with me.

Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

I've been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.

When you walk out, the money walks in

My dad told me at the very beginning of my career, basically, "If you're gonna have a megaphone, you're gonna need to use it to do some kind of good." He has always been aggravated by any kind of celebrities that don't have any charities or love or passion or something they're trying to help.