I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else's words in someone else's clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed. And I'm overcompensated for that. So it's insane to not use that pedestal to try and at least help someone or something that's in need.

I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

Your biggest asset is a positive attitude. That more than anything else determines your earnings.

Work hard. Think big. Listen well.

Life insurance is time. The time a man might not have. If he needs time, he needs life insurance.

I don't like horror, which is ridiculous because I've been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see camera tricks and fake blood and actors screaming and I don't know understand why other actors don't see that.