Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.

The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.

I'm a lot happier in people's living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and excited.

There was a time where I chose my jobs based on what jobs were available to me, so I would choose 100 percent of them.

Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in... unless you let me take your problems with me.

You are already broke and don't even know it.

No one ever died with too much money.