I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

Don't sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do.

I don't like sci-fi/fantasy.

You are already broke and don't even know it.

Work hard. Think big. Listen well.

I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn't make sense to me.

No one ever died with too much money.