I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.

You are already broke and don't even know it.

Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.

No one ever died with too much money.

Goals aren't enough. You need goals plus deadlines: goals big enough to get excited about and deadline to make you run. One isn't much good without the other, but together they can be tremendous.

Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.