I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

Fundamentals are right down to earth. And one fundamental is: You have to make calls. Nothing happens until you make a call. It’s that fundamental!

Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.

I do not sell life insurance. I sell money. I sell dollars for pennies apiece. My dollars cost 3 cents per dollar per year.

I'm a lot happier in people's living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and excited.

You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.

You know, a man's life is the most precious thing in the world, isn't it? So isn't it odd that a man will insure everything but his life?