I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

Work hard. Think big. Listen well.

You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.

If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.

I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.

I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else's words in someone else's clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed. And I'm overcompensated for that. So it's insane to not use that pedestal to try and at least help someone or something that's in need.

If people understood what life insurance does, we wouldn't need salesmen to sell it. People would come knocking on the door. But they don't understand.