Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.

Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in... unless you let me take your problems with me.

You are already broke and don't even know it.

I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.

Fundamentals are right down to earth. And one fundamental is: You have to make calls. Nothing happens until you make a call. It’s that fundamental!

You know, a man's life is the most precious thing in the world, isn't it? So isn't it odd that a man will insure everything but his life?

I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else's words in someone else's clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed. And I'm overcompensated for that. So it's insane to not use that pedestal to try and at least help someone or something that's in need.