You are already broke and don't even know it.

Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.

My dad told me at the very beginning of my career, basically, "If you're gonna have a megaphone, you're gonna need to use it to do some kind of good." He has always been aggravated by any kind of celebrities that don't have any charities or love or passion or something they're trying to help.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.

Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in... unless you let me take your problems with me.

I don't like horror, which is ridiculous because I've been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see camera tricks and fake blood and actors screaming and I don't know understand why other actors don't see that.