When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It's sort of easy, and a lot of times it just feels sort of rote and simple. Whereas when you go to New York and you audition for plays, you walk out sweaty and intimidated and nervous and doubting yourself as an actor.

Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.

The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.

I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.

I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

When you walk out, the money walks in