I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.

The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.

I've been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.

When you realize the writers start writing to who you are, you're basically reading reviews of yourself. And then it becomes this cyclical nightmare where I feel like I need to play into it, then I find myself acting like the character in real life.

I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else's words in someone else's clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed. And I'm overcompensated for that. So it's insane to not use that pedestal to try and at least help someone or something that's in need.

There was a time where I chose my jobs based on what jobs were available to me, so I would choose 100 percent of them.

Most people buy not because they believe, but because the sales person believes.