The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.

When you audition for shows in Hollywood, you go in, you do your scene, maybe you get an adjustment. It's sort of easy, and a lot of times it just feels sort of rote and simple. Whereas when you go to New York and you audition for plays, you walk out sweaty and intimidated and nervous and doubting yourself as an actor.

Your value depends on what you make of yourself. Make the most of yourself for that is all there is of you.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

I've been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.

I do not sell life insurance. I sell money. I sell dollars for pennies apiece. My dollars cost 3 cents per dollar per year.

No one ever died with too much money.