Most people buy not because they believe, but because the sales person believes.

The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.

I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.

I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.

The biggest asset you have is your earning capacity, and that depends entirely on your attitude.

Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.

I don't like horror, which is ridiculous because I've been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see camera tricks and fake blood and actors screaming and I don't know understand why other actors don't see that.