Most people buy not because they believe, but because the sales person believes.

I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn't make sense to me.

There was a time where I chose my jobs based on what jobs were available to me, so I would choose 100 percent of them.

Every man has problems that only life insurance can solve. In the young man’s case, the problem is to create cash; for the older man, to conserve it.

Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.

The basic purpose of life insurance is to create cash…nothing more or nothing less. Everything else confuses and complicates.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.