Most people buy not because they believe, but because the sales person believes.

You are already broke and don't even know it.

If you're starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there's nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van Gogh as a sign that people still read their history books and care about art.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

Your biggest asset is a positive attitude. That more than anything else determines your earnings.

I've been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.