If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.

You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.

If you're starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there's nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van Gogh as a sign that people still read their history books and care about art.

Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.

I don't like horror, which is ridiculous because I've been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see camera tricks and fake blood and actors screaming and I don't know understand why other actors don't see that.

Work hard. Think big. Listen well.

Doing something costs something. Doing nothing costs something. And, quite often, doing nothing costs a lot more!