That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?