The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Do unto others, then run
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.