Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Do unto others, then run
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.