Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.