Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?