Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.