That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.