Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.