Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Do unto others, then run
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.