Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?