You are what you eat.....I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe
Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore.
I've got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you're 71 years old. People just think I'm a silly old fool.
We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk.
I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.
If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.