I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine
It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.
If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that's undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.
"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?
I'm quite lucky, because I've got a small, decorative concrete pig.
Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.